The ArsenalShorts Rumouramathon...
We are up to 103 now in the great rumour mill experiment. Send your rumours in if you see any we've missed rumours@arsenalshorts.com.

ZZzz YAWN...
Slow news day doesn't even begin to cover it, you've got Tomas Vermaelen who reckons he's joining us, as do most of the papers, you've got more made up nonsense, see above, plus the top story on NewsNew is about Fabregas's new haircut. Says it all if you ask me.

Henri Deal Mooted...
Scunthorpe United manager Nigel Adkins is thought to be keen on signing Henri Lansbury for another loan spell. Lansbury has taken a break from Murder She Wrote and impressed during a brief two month stay at Scunny...

Becks Luvs Theo...
David Beckham has been lauding it over Theo Walcott following another solid performance for England.

He said: "I think Theo Walcott has performed well every time he has put on an England shirt. He is always a threat. A player with that pace and the way he runs at players and goes past players, he is always a threat. He is a talented player and, even against Kazakhstan, you gave him the ball, you put the ball in front of him, and he causes any defence problems. I don't care what anyone says about his form. Theo is going to be a threat to any defender in the world. Whether he is in form or not, he is going to be a threat to any player. He is a great person, and a great player, and he is fine..."

More straw clutching tomorrow readers...