Don't Look Baku in Anger / Azerbaijan-ialated...
Kieran Gibbs netted twice in six minutes as England ran out 7-0  winners against Azerbaijan for the U21s at Stadium MK. With the England side dessicated with injuries Stuart Pearce was forced to play a goalie up front for the last 14 minutes..

Theo/Wenger/Pearce row latest...

Friendly Fired...
Ajax have announced we're not going to take part in the Amsterdam Tournament this close season. European giants, Ajax, Athletico Madrid, Benfica and er... Sunderland will form the competition which takes place at the end of July...

Rumours here...seems to have dried up (or physically ran out of players), please mail any new ones...

Onwards and Upsonwards...
Ex-defender and ex-youngster Matthew Upson has expressed his desire to play Champions League football, reigniting rumours of a fresh bid from Sir Wenger.. Upson has said: "I am desperate to play in the Champions League and that is where I want to be, I have played there with Arsenal and had that experience as a younger player. I would love to achieve that again..."

Return for Sender...
Triball Football reckon Milan will not be taking up the option to buy Phillippe Senderos, despite the player wanting to extend his stay more permanently, i.e. forever. I should worry too much, they also reckon we're about to sign Esther Rantzen and Doc Cox for ten hundred million pounds to bolster our shaky defence...

I'm off to ask my recruitment consultant for a pay rise - pesky tax has gone up...