For He's a Jolly Dense Vela (etc)...
Mystery man and Mexican enigma Carlos Vela was missing from our squad this week for our low profile trip to play Barcelona. Many people thought he was injured, perhaps out of favour, dropped and many other things. However, it turns out he lost his passport. It's thought Sir Wenger was non-plussed by the event to put it mildly...
I'm RVP, Yeah You Know Me...
Remember in the old days, you know when Spurs used to beat us, and typical Germans would invade countries and what not, well way back then, we had a decent striker. You might remember him from goals such as his slow motion matrix flying scissor kick at Charlton, or many other spectacular efforts around the country, nay, Europe. Well, he's back... almost. Gary Lewin's younger brother Colin, who is also his Uncle has admitted, van Persie will be in full training 'imminently', which is of course great news as we continue to fight on two one fronts for silverware... Colin Lewin also tries to explain away all our injuries this season... not very convincingly, it has to be said...
Not sure who these fellas are, but they are pretty sure Gallas is off to Roma...
