Arsh Going Nowhere...
Looks like the Arshavin quote was yet again out of context, but while you get back on your chair at that bombshell, check out this great pic lifted from Arsenal.com...
Emirates Cup Announced...
As the season tickets, gold memberships, and Akers' fan club renewals all have to be in shortly, the club have announced that signings are imminent, and even more predictably The Emirates Cup is all sorted out. Lyon, AC Milan and Celtic will be the other three teams in this seasons' Premier European competition to be held in August... at The Emirates...
Japanese Turning to Wenger...
Japanish Manager Takeshi Okada has been chatting to Sir Wenger about how to go about beating Cameroon in the upcoming World Cup. He said Le Boss has warned him that the Cameroonians will play on their strength and height, and Okada said: "I'd better let my players eat a lot and grow taller as countermeasures..."
"Cameroon usually play passing football but they may possibly hit our weak point by kicking long balls..." Its thought Okada was on a fact minding mission, asking Europe's top coaches for advice on the World Cup and his thriving Waitrose grocery delivery business...




