Keeper Eyed... Akers in Trouble... more...

GB Bound for GB?
Sir Wenger has been put on RED ALERT - REPORT. Gianluigi Buffon, Italy and Juventus' number one between the sticks has been talking about a possible move to England and with our goalkeeper crisis we are naturally favourites for his signature. Buffon said: "If I had to leave, I think England would be my destination..." However, Gooners need not get too excited just yet: "My desire to leave is equal to that of Juve's will to have me leave..."

Old Vic to Shut Down...
Kitman extraordinaire Vic Akers is having to shut down some of his businesses to try and survive in this bleak economic crisis. His hairspray business, his abbatoir business and his chain of Spanish musical instrument shops are all set to close. Akers' Lacquers, Akers' Knackers and Akers' Maracas are all set to go into receivership in the coming weeks ArsenalShorts understands...

If's and Buts...
Jason Roberts is understandably happy with his side after beating us on Sunday, has said: "It makes you wonder where we could have been if our away form had been anything as good..." ...er.. no it doesn't.

City Slicker?
Big match tonight for us, even though we're not playing. A draw between Man City and Spurs, and we cement third place without even kicking a ball, a goalkeeping error, a season ending injury or having seven shades of bejesus kicked out of us.

A win for either side, would be slightly more worrying, leaving us still needing one more point against Fulham at home on Sunday and with our horrendous current form being the worst in the Premiership over the last four games, its defintely not assured by a long chalk... but you knew that.

World Cup Approaches...
Download all your World Cup fixtures to your phone/calendar here... anyone seen the wallchart and/or the traditional predictor spreadsheet?

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