A Day in the Life...

A detailed transcript of my visit to the Audi garage yesterday:

Me: Good morning
Them: Good morning Sir
Me: I’d like to buy an Audi R8 please, ooh that one there, been talking about buying it for ages...
Them: I’m afraid it’s not for sale Sir, that’s a display model...
Me: You don’t understand, my Mum said I would definitely be buying that before the weekend so...
Them: Well, it’s not for sale Sir, and it’s really got nothing to do with your Mother what we sell here...
Me: How much is it?
Them: It’s not for sale...
Me: How much is it?
Them: It’s not for sale...
Me: How much is it?
Them: It’s not for sale...
Me: If it was, how much would it cost me?
Them: It’s not.
Me: Just say if it was...
Them: Ok, £80,000 minimum price before we even start talking...
Me: Haha, thats crazy, I’m only prepared to pay £30,000 TOPS
Them: Well, as I said Sir it’s not for sale and certainly not for that price, come back in 5 years...
Me: But it’s got my DNA...
Them: Cars don’t have DNA Sir...
Me. Oh.
Me: But literally everyone is saying I am going to buy it, so I have to have it.
Them: Sorry Sir, now f*ck off you grubby Spanish **** and leave us alone...
Me (running away). Ha, in your face, I’m not even Span--- Oh, I see.

The End.

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